Hello. I’m finally back. It’s been a hard few weeks. It began with a sinus infection which left me feeling like Nick Nolte in Afflicted , the scene where he pulls out his back teeth. Even having nose sex with a Nettie pot did not help. Like an oozing sore, the nasal passages just had to drain themselves. And then I got a cold -- one of the really bad ones with a throat burning like some kind of forest fire. And then came the heartburn which burnt the esophagus from the other side. I’m on deadline for a couple of projects so there was no slowing down. Just drugs. Finally, I decided to treat myself to an afternoon of Nintendo DS, Final Fantasy Four , which was awesome until the next day when I ended up with what I believe was a pinched nerve on the side of my wrist. I turned into Lobster Girl. I could not do anything. I could not write, fuck no. I could not cook. Yowza. Worst of all, I could not wipe my ass. You don’t actually realize until you no longer have...
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