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Kristen Stewart: Fifty Shades of Fucking Around

It's not going out on a limb to say that the biggest story in entertainment this week was that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson. This story trumped even the weirdness that is the Jackson family, and sent shockwaves through the Twilight community. The Twitterverse was flooded with tweets from little twinkies calling for Kristen's head. How could she do this to Robert? They were so perfect together. They were supposed to live together forever, happily ever after. Makes me wonder what would have happened,  back in the day, when Elizabeth Taylor stole Eddie Fisher away from the adorable Debbie Reynolds. Liz, you slut! You stole Tammy's man. I'm thinking Liz would have closed her account just like Kristen did. Ah, the vitriol. In my corner of the blogisphere, I'm thinking the unveiling of her nasty little triste with the ugly and old director and father of two -- I forget his name -- was a great thing. For years now, little girls have...