Wayne to Lee Anne: Are you really going to wear that?
Lee Anne: Of course. It's a hot day, right?
Wayne: Yes, sweetie but there's no room for a, a, a, bra.
Lee Anne: Not to worry. I have my pasties. See? You just slip 'em in.
Wayne: But darling, you are on The Noon News. Not the noon show at Bare Fax.
You're going to give J.J. a nine iron.