Saturday, 20 July 2013

Justin Bieber on CTV: Douche box

I was at the gymnasty at 7 a.m. sharp this morning to get in a workout before Scott went to the car store to sell Mazdas to teenagers.
As usual on a Saturday morning, there was nothing on except for CNN and who wants to see endless reruns of Barack Obama talking about being a black kid getting frisked at clothing stores?
Sure, it was a good message, but hey, CNN! Seen it!
So I turned on CTV, a little show they make for tweens called Juicebox.
Cool, I thought, expecting Carly Rae Jepson.
Instead, they were running a whole half hour of Justin Bieber.
Should have called the show Douche Box.
Anyway, this video I''m about to show you came on and it's all about the Biebs dry humping a bunch of Latino girls who look an awful lot like Selena Gomez. He has them on top of the car, in the car, probably under the car by the time the video finished.
It was disgustingly suggestive, with cameras bopping up and down while the Biebs makes a girl sit on his lap like wicked Uncle Ernie.
It sends out the very bad message that it is alright for little girls to get into flashy cars with boys.
I turned it off.
Whatever happened to Popular Science for Kids? The Littlest Hobo?
Moms! Do you know what your little lollies are doing while you're getting in a quickie with Dad on a Saturday morning.
They're eating their cornflakes to The Biebs dry humping chicks.
Who is in charge of this show? 50 Cent? L'il Twist?
Hugh Hefner?
I'm going to complain.
This is inappropriate.
Have a look.

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