Monday, 8 April 2013

The Iron Lady and the Teenie Bikini

What a day.
Two icons to mourn.
Margaret Thatcher and Annette Funicello.
I never liked Margaret Thatcher's policies, though I admired her.
But I really admired Annette Funicello in How to Stuff a Wild Bikini.
I have never been able to rock a bikini.
Never. Not even when I was twelve.
RIP, ladies.
Both of you are now free of pain and illness.
Have a beach party.
Save a blanket for Dennis.

 

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