Sunday, 18 December 2011

I love my vibrator

I love my vibrating wand.

I use it every single day. Sometimes twice a day.

Often with other people in the room.

It makes me feel all warm and tingly especially after a nice hot bath.

It has several attachments, which I use, depending on my mood.

Everybody in the house knows I use it because it's beside my chair in the living room.

I secretly use it on the dogs, too.

I bought it at the hardware store.

It looks like this.




See, I gotcha.

This is a massager, not a vibrator.

If you tried to use it in that general area, you'd put out a hip!

I use this because I have tendonitis in my neck and shoulder region.

Sure, you say.

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.

Seriously?

I have a man for that.

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